we're being punked... right?

In offering up “reasons” for revoking John Brennen’s security clearance, the emperor and his cabal have offered up several. Like any and every liar, he can’t keep things straight from minute to minute, let alone day to day.

While many have, likely correctly, suggested that Caligula’s decision—he being the illusionist that he is— is an attempt to distract the public from other challenges he is facing, and to slow an investigation that closes in on him more threateningly with each passing day,  However, a couple of his “reasons” caught my attention ("reasons” has and will appear in this post in quotes whenever it is spoken in associated with the naked and insane emperor. Caligula does not operate on “reason.” He is the single most unreasonable and irrational man to ever occupy the Nuthou… I meant Whitehouse).
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Check out these precious gems.

Caligula has become worried by Brennen’s “erratic conduct and behavior.”

Brennen and others of the intelligence community who challenge Caligula’s dictatorship have “politicized, and in some cases, monetized their public service and security clearances."

Speaking with the Wall Street Journal, the dunce complained, "I don't trust many of those people on that list. I think that they're very duplicitous. I think they're not good people.”


Could you… huh… eh… ahem… ark... sputter…. cough… give me… sputter… choke…. just a moment…. sputter… cough… sniffle… to recover, ark…sniff… sniff… sniff…. and compose myself?

Whoop, Whoop, Whoop, Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk[i]

Whew! Thank you. I’m all better now.

Are you kidding me!! This has got to be some type of elaborate joke, doesn’t it?

Caligula, worried about another’s “erratic conduct and behavior”? 
Caligula, saving us from someone who is “monetizing their public service’? 
Caligula, accusing another of being “duplicitous.” 
Caligula, judging another of not being “good people”?

Are we being punked?

That’s it, isn’t it. We’re being punked. That has to be it… doesn’t it?

We are on some TV reality show: “Stupid America Punked.”

Maybe the little man with the orangutan hair is just punking us?

Maybe it’s the Russians... maybe they’re the ones punking us?

Oh, wait, its all the same thing: Reality TV presidency, Caligula, the man with the orangutan hair, the Russians. They are all one and the same.

I sure am relieved to know that there was no collusion.


[i] To quote Curly, great scholar of “Three Stoogesdom,”